We are close to starting the recording of Burn The World. However, it appears that Kabarett is just Abel, Twiggins, and Doll for now. Gump has left the scene. Drums for the album will be programmed, and we'll just take care of it all ourselves. Work will probably start around New Years, depending on when we get our equipment up and running. We've worked too hard to drop this and so Burn The World will be heard no matter what people do to prevent it.

In the meantime, we have friends in the field. if you're in arkansas, look up our partners in crime, Jessica 7 and Spinning Jenny. come out and show some love December 13th at The Village. and we hope to see you soon.

- The Reverend Abel

Alright. Since it's all done and written, you all should get a chance to see it for yourselves.

The name of the album is "Burn The World". It is an album about the extremes that a human being can be pushed to, and what happens when they are pushed beyond those limits. The story of the album is loosely based off of a true story very close to my heart. The tracklist, complete with links to the lyrics for each song, is as follows:

1. Unsafe LINK
2. Down To Hell LINK
3. Burn The World LINK
4. Fractured LINK
5. The Edge of Reason LINK
6. Unique LINK
7. Blacknailed LINK
8. A Fucking Waste (Monsters) LINK
9. Alma Mater (The Pointless Anthem) LINK
10. God Is American LINK
11. Dead Religion LINK
12. Your Black Sky LINK
13. Salem LINK

There you have it. I would love to hear your opinions on not only the songs themselves, but on the album as a whole. So enjoy!

And to all of my friends on DevArt, i'm looking forward to being able to come back and actually talk to you. i'm sorry i haven't; i've just been busy busy busy! so until then, this is my gift.

- The Reverend Abel

Kabarett is writing again. We expect to have a new album recorded by summer of 2010. The theme is personal destruction. Any of you who know me very well know that it's a topic somewhat close to me. We plan on 13 tracks, and a much more aggressive and involved attitude. The first tracks, "Salem" and "God Is American", are written, and lyrics will be up today. We look forward to setting out another project for your enjoyment.

- Abel

P.S. - yes, I've been out of touch for two months, and it has SUCKED. and i'm probably going to be gone for a while again. sorry to any and all that have been trying to get in touch with me.

survey time!!! hooray... and down goes the scattered applause.

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stolen from my baby.

In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
fuck you.

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
but i'm better looking. we're at quite a dilemma now, aren't we?

Your crush has a crush on me
that's just confusing.

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
i know! it just doesn't add up, does it?

Hurry up would you?
fuck you.

You're so snobbish
and you have a weird hair growing out of your ear.

Wanna settle this outside?
no, right here is fine.

You afraid of me?
just a little. you smell funny.

He/she loves me more!
are you confused as to his/her gender?

You have bad grades
yeah, i quit attending classes after they gave me that "diploma" thing.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
this actually happened, and i told her i was gay.

I don't love you.
i'm currently dealing with this one. it's a little fun.

I think I love you already
i think you should call Charter.

Can I copy your answers?
do i look like i have answers to anything?

I think I have a crush on your friend
*pat pat* good for you.

Can I sit next to you?
no. you can't. yes. i said it.

Would you like to dance with me?
no. i really wouldn't.

I think you have a crush on me
you should just stop thinking. let's give that a try.

You have a cute smile
okay, now you're just trying way too hard.

Why are you so nice to me?
i'm not. what the fuck is wrong with you?

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
why yessir, massa!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
he dropped out. ... fuck you.

Go to bed early
let me think about it.

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
*snicker*

Study hard, ok?
okie dokie, i'll do that...

When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
well you were a hungry little pito, weren't you?

Why can't you be more like him
because then i would be less like me.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
and when i say "yes, mom" i really mean "FUCK YOU!"

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also stolen from my baby. and a gun just went off down the street.

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1. A is for age:
19

2. B is for beer of choice:
and L is for liver cancer.

3. C is for career right now:
s is for slacker.

4. D is for your dog's name?
what dog?

5. E is for essential item you use everyday
E is for "El bano".

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
metalocalypse.

7. G is for favorite game:
Earthbound. favorite ever.

8. H is for Home town:
Little Rock.

9. I is for instruments you play:
Guitar, Bass, Drums, a little keyboard when i get the chance.

10. J is for favorite juice:
cranberry.

11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:
an obese person's butt. to watch it jiggle. (no offense to anyone obese on here. you guys are the coolest).

12. L is for last place you ate:
taco hell.

13. M is for marriage:
later.

14. N is for your middle name:
N is for "no".

15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
none.

16. P is for people you were with today:
my brother.

17. Q is for quote:
"Every living creature on Earth dies alone." - Grandma Death, Donnie Darko

18. R is for Biggest Regret:
my ex.

19. S is for status:
unsafe.

20. T is for time you woke up today:
1:30 PM.

21. U is for underwear you have on now:
boxers.

22. V is for vegetable you love:
most of them.

23. W is for worst habit:
not sure.

24. X is for x-rays you've had:
none.

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
tacos.

26. Z is for zodiac sign:
taurus.

Catchy, isn't it? Our six-song chronicle of the Spiderhouse (long story), is complete and available to listen to on Myspace. The tracklist is :

1. 1990
2. Suffer the Living
3. Slut Machine
4. Pushing
5. Home
6. Preteristic

I'm fairly satisfied with the majority of it. A few notes for the future: Pushing will eventually be re-recorded a whole step lower than what you'll hear here, and Preteristic will be re-recorded as well, at which point we'll be adding a little ear candy to the end of the song. For now, enjoy the fruit of this period of Kabarett. Click below.

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