survey time!!! hooray... and down goes the scattered applause.

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stolen from my baby.

In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
fuck you.

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
but i'm better looking. we're at quite a dilemma now, aren't we?

Your crush has a crush on me
that's just confusing.

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
i know! it just doesn't add up, does it?

Hurry up would you?
fuck you.

You're so snobbish
and you have a weird hair growing out of your ear.

Wanna settle this outside?
no, right here is fine.

You afraid of me?
just a little. you smell funny.

He/she loves me more!
are you confused as to his/her gender?

You have bad grades
yeah, i quit attending classes after they gave me that "diploma" thing.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
this actually happened, and i told her i was gay.

I don't love you.
i'm currently dealing with this one. it's a little fun.

I think I love you already
i think you should call Charter.

Can I copy your answers?
do i look like i have answers to anything?

I think I have a crush on your friend
*pat pat* good for you.

Can I sit next to you?
no. you can't. yes. i said it.

Would you like to dance with me?
no. i really wouldn't.

I think you have a crush on me
you should just stop thinking. let's give that a try.

You have a cute smile
okay, now you're just trying way too hard.

Why are you so nice to me?
i'm not. what the fuck is wrong with you?

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
why yessir, massa!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
he dropped out. ... fuck you.

Go to bed early
let me think about it.

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
*snicker*

Study hard, ok?
okie dokie, i'll do that...

When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
well you were a hungry little pito, weren't you?

Why can't you be more like him
because then i would be less like me.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
and when i say "yes, mom" i really mean "FUCK YOU!"

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also stolen from my baby. and a gun just went off down the street.

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1. A is for age:
19

2. B is for beer of choice:
and L is for liver cancer.

3. C is for career right now:
s is for slacker.

4. D is for your dog's name?
what dog?

5. E is for essential item you use everyday
E is for "El bano".

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
metalocalypse.

7. G is for favorite game:
Earthbound. favorite ever.

8. H is for Home town:
Little Rock.

9. I is for instruments you play:
Guitar, Bass, Drums, a little keyboard when i get the chance.

10. J is for favorite juice:
cranberry.

11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:
an obese person's butt. to watch it jiggle. (no offense to anyone obese on here. you guys are the coolest).

12. L is for last place you ate:
taco hell.

13. M is for marriage:
later.

14. N is for your middle name:
N is for "no".

15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
none.

16. P is for people you were with today:
my brother.

17. Q is for quote:
"Every living creature on Earth dies alone." - Grandma Death, Donnie Darko

18. R is for Biggest Regret:
my ex.

19. S is for status:
unsafe.

20. T is for time you woke up today:
1:30 PM.

21. U is for underwear you have on now:
boxers.

22. V is for vegetable you love:
most of them.

23. W is for worst habit:
not sure.

24. X is for x-rays you've had:
none.

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
tacos.

26. Z is for zodiac sign:
taurus.